Saturday, December 29, 2007
Welcome to Phase Two of my bitching session. Today, we are going to talk about penguins. Penguins are weird creatures. They are generally nice and docile but at times, they can be a bitch. This creature is hard to read and even harder to understand. Researchers over the years have surmised that it is just a normal, non-spectacular creature. In short, its a stupid fat bird that cannot fly. In most cases, penguins are not hard to adopt. The hard part is the maintenance of such pets. Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you just can't seem to get to the bottom of this creature's mind. Its like they speak a different language, which incidently they do. because they are birds. with bird-brains. With this animal, you can try very hard to tame it, however most likely, all attempts would not result in fruition. Methods such as (a) being very nice, (b) getting angry, (c) ignoring the creature or (d) trying to explain things to it, have been proven to not work. Furthermore, with method (d), at times they seem to have understood, which throws one into a fit of happiness, however this joy is short-lived. It has been very long and researches are still trying to find answers to understand this creature. However, if methods continue to come to no avail and the creature becomes to wild to tame, some might consider giving up on this research, as looking at the creature without having to interact with it so much, might bring happier consequences. For further information on this creature, please refer to my fellow researcher's blog, listed under the links on this page as 'Velly Vel'. Please pardon this researcher's aggression, as she is one who was pushed to the brink by this creature. Thank you all for reading. Good night. C'est la vie...
12/29/2007 11:31:00 PM
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Its that time of the year again, when I blog after several months of silence because I finally have something to bitch about. Oh yea, and Merry Christmas...OKay, I have no need to be this mournful, honestly. But there have been several things that have been nagging at me and making me lose my mind. But maybe it can be that my period is due. Who knows. I shall commence my bitching, which shall be numbered, the formality due to my annoyance at the lack of stimulation I'm suffering . . .1. Its been so long and honestly, I have not given 'it' much thought. I have to say, if you never came into my life, I would be a much different person from now. So in a way, as I've mentioned before, I thank you for making me who I am today. But then again, that's the only thing I can thank you for as all the others that you have done have left scars deeper than time can heal. I can't help but remembering all I went through, from the 'it' itself as well as having to listen to the more sordid part of it, truths and half-truths, being regurgitated back at me by people whom I can't even count as close friends. As if that isn't enough, I was painted as the b*tch/sl*t/liar etc, you know this better than I do, and you were left without a blame. Why? Coz you play the victim, the innocent nice guy who got played. Boo hoo hoo. Well, you tell me you regret, and that you wish it had been different. I'll tell you this. I don't know why you say these things, is it coz you're bored and you thought it'll be funny to see my reaction, or that you really mean it. I do hope that its true because this way, I'd know you have suffered, but its still not enough for me. And also, when you were saying those things about me, knowing deep inside how you really felt, did it not occur to you that given the chance that everything worked out once again, you'll look like a fool for saying all those things coz you'll either be (a) a dumbass who wants a b*tch/sl*t/liar back or (b) an asshole that probably lied about half those things said. OKay.. to be continued =)C'est la vie...
12/26/2007 03:42:00 AM
